My Open Breakup Letter to Panama City Beach

img_0332Dear Panama City Beach, Florida- We have a problem. Our relationship has suffered because of your neglectful attitude and your refusal to better yourself.  I am threatening to end this affair here and now if you don’t clean yourself up, pay attention to what really matters, and have some self-respect.

I have been a faithful lover and have repeatedly stood up for you when people called you “Redneck Riviera.” When the nationally syndicated TV show “Squidbillies” used you...Read More